Phil
Kubik and I traveled south to Florida again in late winter to
join the Skirmants and Red Nicar Racing, our English support group,
for the traditional kickoff to our vintage racing season at the
HSR Sebring Endurance Challenge. This trip saw us sharing Phil’s
car, the always reliable #139 white ’64 356C Coupe (we alternate
his car and mine). Phil enjoys a unique status within the Club,
serving as the resident curmudgeon due to his vast experience
and often acerbic commentary. He takes his role seriously and
doesn’t suffer fools lightly. We always look forward to
this event because we get to reconnect with friends we’ve
not seen since last season (and we get to flee winter in Michigan).
Thursday
evening, HSR held the second annual party on the circle in downtown
Sebring. Phil followed the police escort into town and parked
#139 with the other racecars and began answering questions from
the townsfolk. After brats and a beer, he found a nearby bench
to sit on and struck up a conversation with a local fellow. This
guy looked like he had been ridden hard and put away wet more
times than not and Phil found out that he had been implanted with
both a pacemaker and a defibrillator, testament to his outward
appearance. Imagine Phil’s surprise when he learned that
this man was only fifty-six years old. Imagine that fellow’s
surprise when he found out that our beloved curmudgeon was seventy-seven!
You know what they say, it’s not the years, it’s the
mileage.
Lane
Mally and Bob Garretson (yes, that Bob Garretson) flew in to round
out the team and we set about practice, bedding tires and brakes,
qualifying and racing. Garretson was along to co-drive with Skirmants
in the (3) hour Enduro on Sunday. For the endurance racers, the
rest of the weekend, even the sprint races, is just preliminaries,
nothing more than a warm-up. As you’ve read here before,
the racecars representing 356 Enterprises treat the entire three
hour race as a sprint, going all-out all the way (hey, no worries—they’re
Porsches).
Porsche
was very well represented in the Vintage Enduro as the field of
(55) entrants only showed (7) cars from other manufacturers. My
buddy Burt Levy complains about the preponderance of Stuttgart’s
finest in the long races but even he admits the truth of it is
that it’s tough to keep old British cars running for the
times and distances involved. Anyhow, with qualifying done and
the Klub Sport race completed, the undercard was now done and
the main event could proceed.
Over the course of the weekend, Barbara had come down with some
bug that knocked her down hard and had fought valiantly to get
well enough to run the 356 Enterprises pits on Sunday morning.
No sooner than she had gained strength than Vic had come down
with the malaise. Now we’re scrambling to line up a co-driver
for Bob in the #70 Roadster. Paul Swanson rises to the challenge
and he and Bob start working on strategy and stint times.
Meanwhile,
Phil and I have settled our strategy and it’s pretty simple;
Phil starts the race and drives as long as he can and then we
swap and I drive to the end. Really pretty simple except that
we have to make (3) five-minute pit stops within certain regulations
and the car won’t run more than 1 ¼ hours at full-throttle
on a tank of fuel (110 leaded). So while our strategy seems simple
on the face of it, it’s really more complex as we have to
coordinate driver swaps and refueling with the possibility of
full-course yellows and one “surplus” regulation pit
stop. That’s OK, we’re up to it, that’s why
we earn the big bucks. With all of our planning set and our contingency
measures memorized, Phil suits up, buckles in and heads down to
the false grid while I head to the pits.
Phil
is legendary for his skills and wiles at the start of races (it’s
one of the reasons that I love racing with him) and he is proud
to demonstrate that age and treachery can beat youth and enthusiasm.
Today is no exception and in the first lap he moves the well-placed
#139 another nine or ten positions up the field, passing a bunch
of cars that clearly out-qualified us. As the race winds on, the
field starts to spread out and those cars he passed can finally
find their pace (and their wits). Slowly, they begin reeling him
in but he doesn’t just roll over and play dead, Phil figures
they have to earn the pass and he has a ball dicing with all these
guys, one after the other, as the laps wind on. Fighting particularly
hard with one competitor, he over-cooks it in the hairpin and
spins off the course. Even so, he only loses 20 seconds on the
lap.
After
awhile, he’s tiring and signals me that he’s going
to bring ‘er in so we set up for a full stop with refueling
and oil top-off. Bill Stevens assists me with the refueling stop
and Phil climbs out of his car after nearly an hour of full on
sprint racing. Great job! At the five-minute mark, I’m off
and running, well into the shank of the race and with the pit
stop rotations begun, I have no idea of our position in the field,
only that Phil has done very well at keeping us up where we wanted
to be. Only a few laps into my stint, I get a little too aggressive
passing a couple of 356’s ahead of me and run wide on exit
of one turn, clipping the track-out rumble strip harshly and suddenly,
‘ol #139 is down on power. Damn! It feels like I broke an
exhaust rocker. I do my best to limp around but have nothing to
fight with as the two tubs I’d just passed retake me. I
dive into the pits and Bill reacts perfectly, hopping over the
wall and raising the engine lid to diagnose the problem. Luckily,
it’s traced to a sparkplug wire I had knocked loose with
my trip over the curbing and he sets the Coupe singing again.
I
burn off the rest of the pit stop and chalk it up as lucky that
we had a surplus one to dispense with. Back on track, I give chase,
passing those I can catch and being passed by those I can’t
hold off. Among the huge number of Porsches, the field holds a
good number of 356’s. George Balbach and Mark Eskuche in
George’s Roadster, Dale Irwin in his Speedster, John Winter
partnered with Bob Blain in John’s Coupe, Paul Swanson and
Bob Garretson in Skirmants’ Roadster, and John Biggs with
Bill Keith in John’s Speedster.
When
I come in for my last refueling stop, I overshoot our pit stall
and the crew has to scramble to run fuel cans, fire extinguisher
and top-off oil a half-dozen stalls down the wall to take care
of me. Off I go for the final stint, still unsure of our position
but running strong. Soon enough, the laps wind down and I take
the checker. Entering the pits following the cool-off lap, #139
is not waved to Victory Lane so I know we didn’t win our
class (although we weren’t expecting to considering our
competition). Phil flags me into our pit box and gives me a bear
hug—it’s over and we’ve finished a grueling
endurance race.
By the time we’ve loaded the tools and spares and headed
back to our compound, the results are out and Phil and I finished
2nd in class, 16th overall and one lap down on the class-winning
Speedster of Biggs & Keith. Phil and I are ecstatic having
finished ahead of the likes of Erwin, Swanson/Garretson and Balbach/Eskuche.
I credit it to the spectacular start that Phil made, putting us
in position to finish so high up the field. That curmudgeon has
his moments.
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